oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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