He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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