Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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Do I have a choice?
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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