whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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