I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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