Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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