one two three fourrrrnication!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
