Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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