Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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