We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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