I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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