Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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