If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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