Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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