giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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