i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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