I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Found the puke drawer
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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