what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
