After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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