Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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