You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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