remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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