so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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