dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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