Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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