Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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