babies were throwing up all over the place
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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