I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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