Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I have grass duct taped all over my body
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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