yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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