Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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