I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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