I seem to have left my pride at pride
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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