I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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