whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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