If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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