Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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