I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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