Swine flu. Run for my life!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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