What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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