I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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