Sponge bath it is.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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