Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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