Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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