Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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