Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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