i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Randomize
