im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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