You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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