WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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