Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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