All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
my being single is dangerous.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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