My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Even my vagina gasped.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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