One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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