If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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