My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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