Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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