I need help removing her.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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