it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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