In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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